Dim Sum...

... literally means 'point heart' in Chinese.

However I think this particular species of dim sum is cross-eyed and instead of 'pointing' at my heart to make me all satisfied with the little parcels of deliciousness as advertised, it has inadvertently pointed at my stomach and have turned out to be be little parcels of malice.

My stomach hurts and I'm steadfastly going to stick to blaming the food.

Or it could have been something to do with the half finished bottle of gin on the kitchen table...

Oh My Goodness, I'm turning into my mother...