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I am trying to book a flight for a trip in November:

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Dear ABC Customer,

Thank you for contacting ABC.

At this time, we provide tickets for flights originating in the United
States, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Canada, Mexico, Australia,
Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong,
India, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, The Netherlands, New Zealand,
Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Turkey and the United Kingdom.

I understand that you want to make a booking using an XYZ card issued from Switzerland.

The following credit cards are accepted on the Orbitz website:

* Orbitz MasterCard, Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Diners Club, XYZ, Carte Blanche and Discover.

The credit card must:

- have a billing address and be issued by a bank or company in the
United States, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Canada, Mexico,
Belgium, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, The Netherlands, Norway,
Spain, Sweden and the United Kingdom.

As an alternative, you may ask a friend or a relative to book your
reservation with their credit card as far as it meets the above
mentioned criteria.

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What if I have NO FRIENDS or RELATIVES who live in any of these countries?

Go figure.