10 Things I Saw...

... on the way to work today.

1. A Very Brown Woman (fake, obviously) trying to put mascara on.

2. A Bald Man with a Very Loud Shirt on.

3. A tramp (at 8 a.m.??)

4. A man in a pink shirt with Very Big Headphones on.

5. An oriental woman who was asleep...

6. A man who was doing the Sudoku, followed by the crossword (obviously read that Metro article on Brain power...)

7. A man doing a Mathematical Equations on a correspondence course with the Open University.

8. Two Chav boys in Kappa tracksuits.

9. A woman with very sweaty armpits.

10. A Very Gay Boy dancing to music (oh, that was my reflection...)

Silly me...