I Can't Believe Its...

... happened to me.

I am Ill, with a capital 'i'.

Other half probably gave it to me, but then again I could have picked it up from anywhere, with loads of people coughing and spluttering and sneezing and with the profusion of virions and bacteria dancing around, suspended in mid air while they happily exchange their DNA/RNA and mutate into Gay-Threatening lifeforms.

I have been at home, all day. Not even the usual 'just nip out for a video' because I am so cold...

I wish I'd bought shares in Beechams now.