10 Things...

... I'll never do again:

(This is not a meme, but feel free anyway)

1. Pretend to have a quiet drink knowing full well it'll turn into one of those nights.

2. Try to read on L-type calcium channels in the postsynaptic process with a hangover.

3. Have a conversation with Big Flatmate about Love Life when completely intoxicated. (Big Flatmate is very secretive so after plying him with a bottle of wine he told me everything. And at the end of the conversation said 'you're so drunk you won't remember what I've told you which is the way I like it'. And he was right)

4. Stir salt into my coffee thinking it was sugar.

5. Yell down the phone at Big Flatmate telling him to bring Sexy Physicist home so we could get him drunk and take advantage of him. While Big Flatmate had his phone on speakerphone.

6. Try to sing the Blues at 4 am.

7. Tell German Flatmate that her boyfriend has been nicknamed 'Cha-Cha'.

8. Try to roll a cigarette with newspaper after we'd run out of Rizlas.

9. Offer to walk to the Magic Offlicence at 4 am. In my socks

10. Do any of the above.

Disclaimer: Under no circumstances should any of the above be done on your own. It takes all the fun out of it.