Nice but Dim...

Yesterday I was heading to Shoreditch House to have lunch with some friends. At the reception desk the lady who was manning it looked up and gave me a smile.

Marmoset: 'Hi I'm here to see Mr. and Mrs. So-and-so.'
Lady: 'Oh yes, they have Marmoset, and Miss XX down for lunch. Which one are you?'
Marmoset: ???

Later on up in the restaurant.

Mrs So-and-so: 'Can we have a jug of tap water please?'
Waitress: 'Would you like still or sparkling?'
Marmoset: ???

Dessert time.

Mr So-and-so: 'I'll have the Cheese plate please'
Waitress arrives 15 mins later with cheese CAKE.
Marmoset: ???