SimianExist

08 August, 2006

Hmm...

... I'm not really sure what to post as my title today, so I'll just leave it as a contemplation.

Working in the City has been quite fun, I work with a brilliant group of people who are actively pushing for me to become permanent. I've decided that along with that, investments are my true calling. This has been confirmed by numerous people, along with my inner self as well as my Careers Advisor. Reasons are too lengthy to go into, but all make sense. However, there is great uncertainty over the possibility that this will definitely happen, so while being reduced to uncertainty and trying to find another full time role that will lead into a career, it has been rather stressful.

On top of that, my posts have been rather irregular of late. Similar to bowels, this happens when there is a lot of sh*t that are blocking up the intestines of life. One of these sh*tty things is the constant battle with my bank that charges me an absolute fortune to maintain my account just above the overdraft level. At the moment while I'm still temping, it is proving to be enormously difficult to plan and budget accordingly, as you're never sure what your weekly income would be as things like food poisoning and Bank Holidays factor in, but sick pay is non-existant and holiday pay is erratic.

Anyway, apart from that, I've had little other niggly sh*tty bits in my life. Trying to cope with OH being away is not proving easy. Well, when I say not easy I mean that there is very little regulation of time in my life. As a result, I have been going out with friends and drinking until the wee hours of the morning which is neither good for my health or my bank balance. Along these lines (ironically) I have basically not been having regular evening meals and while I've lost some (much unneeded) weight, it has not been of the healthy route.

Along with that, bed hopping, or rather sofa hopping has been quite tiring. Previous post on cat-sitting only hinted at the frustration of the cat shitting everywhere, thereby adding to the self perceived shite in my life. From my friend's place, to my sofa, where I was camping for acouple of days while my sisters are over to my uncle's sofa, where I've been kipping over the last 2 nights to keep my sisters company. Tonight, I will return to my lovely bed where I will be able to roll around in gay abandon and sleep loads.

Having mentioned my sisters, they arrived on Saturday morning on the red-eye. Since then we've all had red eyes, a combination of late nights, long walks and wine wine wine. It's been great seeing them, but tonight we're due to go out for dinner and it's not even scheduled until 9pm, for which I may cancel and go later.

Oh, I forgot to mention. I have now been smoke-free for 9 days now. Gay German Flatmate and I went on a cigarette break last Monday, and literally, we've stopped. Gay German has been having nicotine replacement therapy, with lots of patches plastered over him, and I've gone cold turkey.

Very very difficult.

On the upside, I think I'm saving money and with the amount I save, I'm going to buy myself a nice new Man Bag.

And feel like a New Man at the same time.

01 August, 2006

Of Mice...

... and grown men.

More specifically me and a cat. I am currently cat sitting for a friend in Bayswater. Its a lovely penthouse flat with lots and lots of space, which in itself is a great pleasure in London. This cat is a city cat, and as a result is a bored cat, lounging at home all day, sharpening its nails on the sofa and other bits of furniture. I'm just dreading that she might have decided to sharpen her talons on my bag and laptop in retaliation after I chucked her out of the room yesterday when I found out that she was sleeping in the bed that I was supposed to sleep in.

Actually, I think this cat already has it in for me. My friend has left me 6 litter tray liners, with express instructions that everytime Little Miss Black Cat does a Kitty Pooh, I have to change the liner otherwise she'll start leaving presents everywhere else. The cat is supposed to dump once a day and I'll change it once a day. Its been 15 hours since I've seen the cat and already its dumped 3 times and I've changed the liner as many times.

Miss T reckons that being a City Cat, she is malevolent and vicious, especially since I've chucked her out of bed, so now the cat is rationing its Kitty Dumps to maximise inconvenience to me.

*sigh*

Yesterday after I'd fed her I was trying to prepare dinner. Cat kept weaving itself between my legs and almost made me trip over and break my neck. As soon as I'd stroked it for a bit, it sauntered off, tail in the air without so much as a backward glance to acknowledge the fact that it had got what it wanted. Later, when I was sat on the sofa trying to eat my dinner, cat jumped on me and dug her nails into my t-shirt lest I try and shoo her away. Trying to eat with one hand and stroke a cat with another is not easy.

I'm just dreading it tonight when I get back and it'll be sitting there waiting, expectantly to torture me for another night...

Maybe I should try and get some catnip so it'll get stoned and leave me in peace...